I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
holy mother of god
What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?
What about The Emperors New Groove? Why isn’t that up here?
here u go
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Go forth elven prince of the mountains
He must be a half elf because Elves can’t grow beards
Gimli and Legolas’s true son.
bless everything about this post